Roommate Profile
Mar Vista CA 90066, USA
Point of Contact: Brett LemickHow much is Brett Lemick looking to pay in rent?: $900
Brett Lemick is looking to live with: Anyone
Does Brett Lemick smoke: No
Does Brett Lemick need to be next to public transportation?: No
Does Brett Lemick have a pet?: No
Additional Information
the fact that you are able to read this already gives you +2 points. you may be my next roommate.do you like to smile? +1 point
are you responsible? +2 points
do you have a passion for stabbing people? -3 points
do you accept jesus into your life & want to share his word with others (door-to-door)? 0 points
do you watch 30 rock? +1 point
do you watch jerry springer? -1 point
are you open-minded? +2 points
have you ever kicked a homeless person in the face? -4 points for each incident
do you have friends? +2 points
do you love your parents? +3 points
do you or have you ever had the taste for human flesh? -1 point
do you have a steady job? +2 points
do you respect others? +2 points
do you masturbate in kitchens? -3 points
so...how did you do?
if you scored 13-17 points, you'd make a great roommate,
if you scored 10-12 points, you'd make a good roommate.
if you score is 0-11 points, you'd be a bad roommate.
if your score is below zero, please let me videotape you and show it to my friends.
in all seriousness, i'm moving to the mar vista/culver city/marina del ray area on august 1st and need a roommate.
i want a nice place with a nice person. i'm a young, respectful 24 year-old professional who's willing to pay $800-$1000 for the right fit. let's get a place together!
please be normal and have a sense of humor.
let the e-mails roll in!!!